[sound effects] hey, what's up guys? so in the past couple months, i've been talking to lots of homeless people and they all told me that people treat them differently. they don't treat them as human beings. so today, i'm going to dress like a homeless guy and try to go in and eat at a fancy restaurant.
let's see how they treat me. [inaudible chatter] [host] "sorry, sir can i eat here?" [restaurant staff] "no no no no no" not inside" [host] "can i check the menu? [staff] "no" [inaudible, points host in another direction]
[host] "i have some money" [staff] "yeah, no problem" [inaudible, continues to point host away from restaurant] [host] "can i eat here?" [staff] "you know what? i don't think you can do it" [host] "oh i can't?" [staff] "no" [host] "oh, so i..." [staff] "especially with the owner that's here, he's gonna complain, so..." [host] "so the owner doesn't...?" [staff] "no. i'm sorry"
[host] "thanks" [host] "can i see the menu?" [staff] "menu?" [host] "yeah" [staff] "do you have means of paying for the menu?" [host] "yeah i have some money" [staff] "o...kay" [host] "can i...can i come sit inside...?" [staff] "not, not inside, no, no inside" [host] "i can't s..." [staff] "no you can't, sorry" [host] "oh, i can't sit inside?" [staff] "no you can't...
...she can show you upstairs, there's a pizza, there's a whole lot cheaper than this" [staff] "thank you sir, thanks for dropping by" [sound of engine revving] [valet] "how you doing?" [host] "good, how are you?" [host] "question: uh, can i just check some menu real quick? i don't know what you guys have here" [valet] "okay" [host] "is it okay if i can eat here?"
[staff] "sure" [host] "uh, can i see a menu real quick?" [staff] "right here" [host] "do you guys have anything like, really nice in here?" [staff] "seafood. like...lobster. like...shrimps, crab, mussels or something like that?" [host] "so i can go inside and eat it? it's cool, right?" [staff] "yeah!" [host] "i was here a couple a...not too long ago. do you remember me?" [staff] "what happened?"
[host] "you remember me!" [staff] "yes" [host] "yeah! so yeah. 'cause actually, i had to pick up my car to pick up my clothes" [staff] "okay" [host] "but now that you guys can serve me now it's kind of like..i don't get it, like... you guys maybe shouldn't judge people by the way we look" [staff] "no, no! that's..you perfect. no problem" [host] "i'm perfect now?"
[staff] "yeah yeah" [host] "okay. well you know what? i'm not really that hungry anymore because of the way you treat people, it makes me sick" [host] "alright man" [staff] "take care" [staff] "you came in with the little..." [host] "yeah yeah you remember me right?" [staff] "yes yes yes yes"
[host] "cause i was asking you guys, you guys said, you know, 'you can't really eat here' so i was like..." [staff] "no i tell you...don't be mad, you know? thank you so much, okay?" [host] "yeah..." [inaudible] [staff] "next time, go inside the restaurant [inaudible] the poster, she order what you want and that's it" [host] "yeah? that's it?" [staff] "that's it" [host] "cheers" [staff] "sorry for that, okay?
order a triple and everything" [host] "okay" [engine starts] [host] "alright" [staff] "hey were you that guy?" [host] "yeah, i was here earlier, you guys didn't want to serve me, so i mean i come back" [inaudible] [host] "we just, we don't want to judge people by the way we look, by status... ...everybody should be equal, you know what i mean?"
[host] "everybody should be equal" [staff] "you know what? i'll tell ya this, that's me right there" [host] "you know? respect everybody" [staff] "i told them..." [host] "dasvidaniya" [engine sounds] [music plays]
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