(hip hop instrumental music) - we're looking for our daughter. she was in an accident. deidra curtis. - you're the parents? - yeah. - deidra's okay, justa couple of stitches. - thank god. - but, when we were doing her exam,
we found something pretty disturbing. your daughter... she makes jewelry. - [gayle] oh my god. - you and your (bleep)ingtrips to the bead store, gayle. - hey. - she did this. - okay, hey, let's take a second. we don't know what causes women
to create piles and pilesof shitty jewelry, okay? we don't know. what we do know is that the two main factors are a staggeringlack of self criticism and zero talent. - oh my god, she used to sing for us at our dinner parties when she was little. nobody asked her to, she was bad. - she was awful.
- do you wanna see your daughter? - okay. right this way. - [father] god, it's everywhere. - mom, dad, i'm so sorry to worry you, but i'm making you both opaltoe rings to make up for it. - [doctor] as you cansee, it's pretty advanced. - jesus, what are those? - that is a statement necklace
and those are tiger's eye dangly earrings that we had to remove fromyour daughter's hands. - okay, so you were able to remove them, so that's good news, right? - it's not that simple. let me show you something. (horrified gasping) deidra has an endless supply of beads, wires, trinkets, feathersin her craft box.
she will make jewelryfor the rest of her life. - can't you remove the craft box? - i'm afraid if weremove the caboodle now, she may write autobiographicalshort stories. - oh, so this could spread beyond jewelry? no! - guys, sand dollar chokers. it's my new thing, i'm gonna make 100. - you should know that she may
never buy christmas gifts again. come december, she'sgonna wrap this shit up, she's gonna hand it to you and you gotta act likeit's worth something. - i think i'm gonna faint. - [father] i gotcha, i gotcha. - [doctor] whoa. - will she at least beable to open an etsy store? - of course she will,
but that's because any shittyidiot can open an etsy store. buying her pandora style belly chains, it's gonna be mostly your responsibility. - should we? - kill her? - i don't think so, not yet, but we might wanna revisit that, depending on how many brassgeometrical pendents she makes. - are we gonna go home soon,
i really wanna go to mypottery class tonight. (sobbing) - is there any chance for a cure here? - you could tell herthat her jewelry is bad. - oh no, never. we like to affirm her. baby, that's good stuff. it's so good. - this would look betteron a dog, i think.
(gasping) i'm gonna make dog jewelry. - she's our daughter. - this is unreal. - it's my hobby and my job. (giggling) - you guys are the problem. - i think i'm gonna go to film school.
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